CUSACK: You know how sometimes after a big lunch
of sunflower seeds you have interesting thoughts?
Peep is having one right now.
Hey, Newton, do you ever wonder what it would be like
if you were a chicken instead of a turtle?
Um... no.
PEEP: Because that's what I'm wondering.
What if we were all different?
What if I was a butterfly, and Chirp was a duck,
and you were a squirrel, and Quack was a turtle?
(spitting)
Excuse me, what?
If I was a what?
Peep, that's crazy talk.
I warned you not to eat so much.
Oh, boy.
But don't you think it would be fun to walk around with a shell
on your back?
No.
Or climb trees like a squirrel?
No.
Aren't you even curious about...
QUACK: Peep! Let me explain.
I am a duck. I don't wonder.
I'm not curious.
I don't do anything but live a simple, carefree duck life.
(burps)
NEWTON: You know, it's an interesting thought, Peep.
I enjoy being a turtle, but I often wonder how it would feel
to climb a tree.
PEEP: Me, too.
Or fly in the air.
Or walk on a flower, just like a real butterfly.
(Peep snoring)
Oh, Peep, if you were a butterfly I'd be... confused.
CUSACK: Peep started to dream.
He dreamed that he was standing on a flower
looking down at Quack.
Only Quack didn't look like Quack.
QUACK: Peep, I thought I told you I don't want to be a turtle!
I can't help it, Quack.
I'm having a dream.
Look at your beautiful shell and your four feet!
They're too big.
I can't even lift them.
(struggling) Quack.
CHIRP: Peep!
PEEP: Hey, there's Chirp!
Let's go say hi.
QUACK: Let's not and say we did.
Oh, all right, I'm coming.
Am I even moving?
Walking, but not getting anywhere.
What is the point of this?
Peep, come back here!
Peep!
ANT: Hey, watch where you're going, mister!
Wha?
You almost smooshed me, you big...
turtle.
I'm not a turtle, I'm a duck.
And these feet are all Peep's fault!
Go tell him that I can't move and I'm smooshing ants.
You're a duck?
Then how come you look like a turtle?
It's complicated.
Look, please go tell Peep--
he's the chicken who looks like a butterfly,
you can't miss him-- anyway, tell him to come back here
and wake up so I can go back to being a duck.
'Kay-'kay?
Are you okay?
Of course I'm okay!
I just need you to go get Peep
and tell him to fly home immediately!
ANT: Ah! Look out!
Ah!
ANT: Thanks, mister.
You saved my life.
I owe you!
Yeah, great, whatever.
Go find Peep and tell him
that this duck is tired of being a turtle.
Got it! Turtle, no; duck, yes.
I am on it.
(sniffing)
These wings are so big and flappy!
Watch this, Chirp!
(laughs)
CHIRP: That's great!
Now watch what I can do.
♪ I'm a duck and ducks are best ♪
♪ Better then all the rest... of you guys ♪
And hey, guess what?
I love my hat!
PEEP: So what else is fun about being a duck?
CHIRP: Waddling is fun.
It feels sort of like rocking.
And these big flat feet make a lot of noise!
Listen!
(feet flop on ground)
Do you want to try swimming?
Oh. Interesting.
Let's go!
Hey! Come back!
There's a very confused turtle who needs your help.
(sighs)
NEWTON: Hello? Excuse me?
It's Newton!
I'm in the tree!
Look at that!
My dream turned you into a squirrel.
I do realize that, yes.
And I must say, as thrilling as it is to be in a tree,
I'm a little nervous about coming down.
CHIRP: You know your problem, Newton?
You're built like a squirrel,
but you're thinking like a turtle.
Hmm, I see your point.
But how does one get into the proper squirrel mindset?
PEEP: I think you need to be more jumpy.
NEWTON: Like this?
PEEP: Yes!
Now picture a huge, yummy acorn on the branch below, and go!
I did it! Whee!
Quite an adventure.
Thanks for the advice.
No problem.
Ducks love to give advice.
Oh, I'll never catch up!
PEEP: So, what do you think?
The part of me that's a red bird isn't so sure about this.
This is my dream, remember?
And in my dream you're 100% duck.
CHIRP: Okay.
Just don't wake up while I'm out there.
This isn't scary at all.
There's no way I can sink.
And these feathers don't even feel wet!
(panting)
There you are!
(panting)
Do you know how hard it is for an ant to chase a butterfly?
I'm not a butterfly, actually.
I'm a chicken.
Don't confuse me.
I already got totally confused by a turtle
who thinks he's a duck.
Quack? Where is he?
He's back there, moaning.
He wants you to wake up and turn him back into a duck.
Can you do that?
Are you magic or something?
Nope, just dreaming.
ANT: Oh.
PEEP: Poor Quack.
Chirp?
I think I have to wake up now.
Really? Are you sure?
I like it out here.
Hurry up, Chirp!
It's happening.
I'm starting to...
...wake up.
(snoring)
Oh no, Chirp! She's still in the pond!
I have to go save...
CHIRP: I'm right here Peep. What's up?
PEEP: Phew.
I guess it was just a dream.
I was a butterfly and Quack was a turtle
and Newton was there, too, in a tree.
Only he was a squirrel.
And Chirp was a duck.
(Quack yawns, laughs)
Ah, Chirp as a duck.
That's so funny. I just...
What's funny? I'd make a very good duck.
Oh, sure. Sure, sure.
Yeah, a duck who's afraid to get wet.
Headline: "Duck Afraid to Get Wet."
I would not be afraid.
I'd be totally, totally not afraid.
Did I have fun in your dream?
As a squirrel?
Yes. Yes, you did.
Once you got the hang of it.
NEWTON: I'm so glad.
I'm so glad I finally got to climb a tree.
(Quack yawns)