NARRATOR:
One morning, Peep, Quack
and Chirp discovered something

very... odd.

QUACK:
Okay, stay behind
the duck, everyone.

It looks dangerous.

( jingling )

( Quack screams )

( Peep chuckles )

Did you hear that?

It jingles.

( jingling )

RACCOON:
Did you say "jingles"?

Let me see that.

( sniffs )

Ugh.

Hmm...

What are you talking about?

There's no jingle.

Now, I have something that makes
an incredible sound.

It's a, uh...
a whatchamacallit.

CHIRP:
What's a whatchama... thing?

Well, it's fascinating,

at least, to the,
uh... smarter animals.

PEEP:
But what is it?

It's a kind of, uh...
thingamabob.

Yeah, they're very rare,
very unusual to find one.

PEEP:
Wow!

Can we see it?

RACCOON:
Well... it's in my

secret-private-treasure
storage area.

You'll have to walk very far
and climb very high.

CHIRP:
That's okay.

We were made for climbing.

Let's go.

NARRATOR:
Actually they weren't
made for climbing at all,

but that's a minor detail.

RACCOON:
Oh, look at this place.

They've ruined
my organization.

( straining )

There we go.

( lid crashes )

Come on up.

QUACK:
I'll, um...

I'll just keep an eye
on things down here.

Yeah... mm-hmm.

Hmm...

( rattling )

CHIRP:
Hey, watch out.

( screams )

CHIRP:
That was close.

Hmm.

CHIRP:
Hey, look, it's a straight line
to the top.

And it's easy to walk in.

Come on, Peep.

( both panting )

( sighs with fatigue )

RACCOON:
I'm sure I put it
next to the envelopes.

CHIRP:
What does it look like?

RACCOON:
Uh, you mean
the whoosy-whatsy?

Oh, believe me,
you'll recognize it.

Yeah, yeah, you won't
be able to miss it.

Come on, Peep.

We have to help find the thing.

CHIRP:
You too, Quack.

Hmm?

QUACK:
Uh, watch and learn, Peep.

Watch and learn.

( chuckles )

( Chirp gasps )

Peep, Quack!

CHIRP:
Get out of the way!

( both yelling )

( Quack screaming )

( panting )

( muttering )

You know, a nice pond
does not have these problems.

( sighs )

Quack, you're doing great.

You're almost there.

Whatever you do,
don't look down.

QUACK:
Whoa...!

( Chirp gasps )

Peep, look out!

( screams )

CHIRP:
Peep.

Are you all right?

Wow... that was great.

Try it.

I'm not kidding.

It's the most
fun, fun thing ever.

CHIRP:
Okay, why not?

Whee!

Woo-hoo!

( chuckles )

( Quack laughs )

( all yelling for joy )

( all chuckling )

NARRATOR:
Peep, Quack and Chirp took turns

sliding down
the old gutter pipe.

( all laughing )

QUACK:
Oh, yeah!

NARRATOR:
The raccoon, meanwhile,
kept up a relentless search

for the... thing,
you know, the hoozy-whatzit.

( raccoon straining )

Oh... I give up.

PEEP:
Everything slides down,
but nothing slides up.

QUACK:
That's true.

You've discovered
a flaw in the system.

PEEP:
Watch.

No matter how hard I try,
I can't slide up.

( straining )

Hmm...

PEEP:
Whoa!

Put me down.

( Peep yelling )

( grunts )

RACCOON:
No fair. I wanted to slide.

PEEP:
I don't think you can anymore.

CHIRP:
That's right.

One end has to be higher.

RACCOON:
Like this?

PEEP ( giggling ):
Yes.

Higher.

( Peep laughing )

CHIRP:
My turn.

CHIRP:
Faster.

( giggling )

( yelling )

( all screaming )

( crashing )

Oops.

PEEP:
Is everyone okay?

QUACK:
Yes, but I have a thing or two
to say to that raccoon.

( raccoon straining )

RACCOON:
I found it.

Come here.

( toy squeaks )

( squeaking continues )

PEEP:
That's the whatchamacallit?

Yep.

CHIRP:
But it's just a squeak toy.

A what?

QUACK:
A squeak toy.

Nellie has one.

( squeaks )

Oh, well, got to go.

Catch you later.

CHIRP:
That was a lot of work
for nothing.

PEEP:
At least we got to slide.

QUACK:
Now, that's what I call
a whatchamacallit.

PEEP and CHIRP:
Quack!