NARRATOR:
Peep, Chirp and Quack
went to the dump one morning

to see what they could see.

PEEP and QUACK:
Hmm? Hmm?

NARRATOR:
The dump was one of
their favorite places.

There were so many things
to explore.

Hmm.

PEEP:
It's dark in here!

Hi, Chirp!

Hi, Chirp!

( giggles )

( chuckles )

( vibrates )

Hmm...

This sounds just like a bird.

Listen.

( vibrating )

NARRATOR:
But it was Quack who found

the most interesting
thing of all...

( Quack screaming )

Hello?

NARRATOR:
Another big,
blue, handsome duck.

Hmm?

( clears throat )

Ah, well, uh... good day, sir.

How do you do?

I'm Quack.

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Quack was pleased to see
the duck had good manners,

not to mention
excellent taste in hats.

QUACK:
Peep, come and meet
the new duck!

Peep is my
very good friend.

Peep, say hi to the duck.

PEEP:
Hi, duck!

QUACK:
What...

It's amazing!

There's another
chicken, too!

And he looks
just like you, Peep!

PEEP:
I know.

It's funny.

Hey, Chirp, look at this!

CHIRP:
What's going on?

( both yell )

QUACK:
What?

PEEP:
It's amazing!

There's another
Chirp, too!

That's not possible.

QUACK:
Of course
it's possible.

She's right there
in front of you.

CHIRP:
Hello.

Hello?

Hmm...

Hmm.

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Chirp hopped around
to the other side.

But there was nothing there.

Or, rather, there was
just more dump there.

Hmm?

Hmm...

( Chirp screams )

QUACK:
Hey, what are you doing?

That's no way
to treat a duck!

( Chirp laughs )

That's not
another duck--

it's you and me
and Peep.

QUACK:
What are you
talking about?

How can there be
two of me?

Hmm?

CHIRP:
You're the real you,
and this...

( tapping on glass )

is a mirror.

I've heard about them.

It makes a copy of you.

BOTH:
A copy?

CHIRP:
Yeah!

It copies
everything you do.

Watch.

QUACK:
Hey, you're right!

QUACK:
Huh-- it is me.

Well, what do you know?

Huh!

( sighs )

I'm more handsome
than I thought.

( yells, blows raspberry
and gulps )

( Quack sighs )

QUACK:
Look at that.

Oh, boy, I'm nice.

Nice round feather,

hmm, good plume.

Nice!

Oh, yeah!

CHIRP:
We've seen stuff like this
before, remember?

Like, uh... like, um...

Over here!

This makes a copy, too--

only different.

( Peep giggles )

Ah, nice, very, very nice--

nice-looking duck.

PEEP:
We look funny.

We're all... squiggly.

Ahh...

What else makes copies?

CHIRP:
I bet that will.

PEEP:
Our heads are teeny.

( both giggling )

CHIRP:
And now we're upside down.

PEEP:
And backwards!

BOTH:
Hmm...

PEEP:
Quack, come here!

You have to see this!

QUACK:
Uh, in a minute.

( clears throat )

( singing )

( quacking and singing )

( coughs )

Whoa!

Oh.

PEEP:
Whoa, whoa,
I'm getting dizzy.

CHIRP:
Let's go find
some more copy things.

PEEP:
Okay.

PEEP:
Hey, Quack,
are you coming?

QUACK:
Uh-huh, yup,

just a second, uh-uh.

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Quack was so fascinated
by himself

that he sat in front
of the mirror for hours.

( Quack mumbling )

PEEP:
There you are, Quack.

Are you ready to go?

QUACK:
Hmm, did you ever notice

how when I fluff my feathers
they get really...

( grunts )

fluffy?

CHIRP:
Quack, watching you
watch yourself

is not very exciting.

Let's go!

QUACK:
Watch this, Peep!

( humming Latin beat )

PEEP:
It's almost dark!

QUACK:
But if I go now, how will
I know how I look later?

Hmm...

I know.

Let's take
the mirror with us.

QUACK:
Peep, that's brilliant!

We can take it to my pond

and then I can
see everything:

how I look when I'm swimming,

how I look when I'm not
swimming...

how I just look.

( sighs contentedly )

QUACK:
Okay, help me push it, Peep.

Come on!

( both strain )

There we go, that's it!

We've got it!

We've got...

( grunts )

( glass breaks )

( screams )

QUACK:
Oh, no!

Okay, there's my hat
and my foot...

and, well, that's
my bottom, and...

( sighs )

Peep, there isn't room

in any of these pieces
for all of me.

I'm sorry, Quack.

( Quack sighs )

Oh...

( Peep sighs )

NARRATOR:
Quack got to see
more of himself

when he paddled in his pond...

although water just doesn't
work as well as a mirror.

What's the matter, Quack?

You look sad.

( Quack sighs )

First, my mirror broke.

And then...
my heart broke.

Don't worry.

You're still the handsomest
duck I ever saw.

You know, you're right!

I don't need a mirror
to tell me that.

You can tell me that!

( laughs )

( sighs )

NARRATOR:
There's nothing like a fish

for making you feel
like a million bucks.

QUACK:
♪ There's nothing like a duck! ♪

♪ Nothing in the world ♪

♪ Oh, you're really
out of luck ♪

♪ Unless you happen
to be a duck! ♪

Yeah!

Thank you!

I'm here till Tuesday.